Carry on.
Hey I uh Evan Kleinman reads for the role of Jose Perez.
Oh...
Cristina I, eh...
I really like you and I've been waiting to do this
some time...
Well, a kiss?
Go.
Just kiss him, come on.
One...
Go
Kiss him, come on.
Okay uh, thank you.
Can I log out and log back in?
No. It won't work. well forgive me,
We won't call you, it won't happen. Forgive me.
Yes, that's not good.
Are you flirting with someone who has herpes?
Ha ha ha ha! You loser!
Did this happen to you?
Actually sir, could you drop me off here?
at this corner. Yes thank you.
Yes, you know what sir, I'm actually going out too.
What type of car do you drive?
It is not suitable for the Gluber pool.
It says here your drop off is in the valley.
I would just walk to Laurel Canyon drive.
Please give me only five stars. Please?
Hi dad.
How are you, boy?
Uh, I just got out of an audition.
Actually, yes, I thought I would get a callback.
What's the pay?
Copy, credit, eat ...
Listen! This is not good enough.
We've been through this a million times! I'm an actor!
Why don't you go back home and work with your parents?
Mom and I can't see you struggling like that.
I love you. I have to go. Well? Oh, one last thing!
Can you send me money?
I have some bills to take care of.
Listen and listen carefully! This is the last one.
Of course, of course Dad.
Thank you very much. I love you.
Hi, friends! Evan here. I just got out of the audition and
it was incredible! I'll keep you guys posted if I get one.
Evans out!
Oh, about time!
Halo Evan.
VR mode starts.
My God ...
Oh Evan...
I'm so horny.
Before we start making out , do you want to dance?
With pleasure.
Let me make you happy.
Yes.
The State of Allur was founded in 1894
by two hot guys.
No one is sure of its exact geographic location
but many speculate it is in the Middle East.
The kingdom of Allur was in such a financial crisis that
the royal guards must wear Halloween costumes.
Allur Kingdom. Beautiful country by nature.
From its beautiful scenery and flowing river
for the beautiful natives.
Our land will take you to a world rich with romance
and the spirit is all provided by Zuku Zuku.
For decades Allur has been a leader in the sacred arts
of love making. Even the Kama Sutra does not know such lust.
Allur, the land of the Zuku Zuku. Travel packages are now available.
Cut!
This is what we do? Initials! This is pure bullshit!
Calm! Imagine a huge lollipop!
lollipop?
lollipop!
Do you guys like it?
I like it! that's good!
Yes it is a fantastic job!
But we went with other plans.
You know Zuku Zuku doesn’t work well anymore.
All western hipsters who care today are
fast bang bang sloosh!
Your Highness, Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali!
Mama.
Father.
Khalid, Khalid! You make sure my third son is
occupied during this meeting?
Oh yes Your Majesty, there is nothing to worry about.
Darwin is Coming!
Darwin you are so brave, why don't I just let you go
and we go back to sleep?
If we can get out of this, the thugs will pay!
Oh Mr Darwin! You are so handsome!
Oh okay, tea time!
Just come lie down with me!
Our time for today is over. I have a family gathering.
I have to go!
Where's the mirror?
There are no mirrors here. Let me tell you my story.
Once upon a time I was born, like I am now, I used to be
amazingly handsome...
That can't leave the palace
What's this? This is dangerous.
Is that a baby?
Even a magician decided that if I ever looked at myself in the mirror
I will turn ugly.
We made this?
That's why there are no mirrors here.
How unlucky you will never be able to witness
your own beauty?
And what is more important than being handsome?
There is no my prince.
Prince must go now.
This has been decided. We will settle two billion dollars
dealing with cool new energy in California.
Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed are leaving tomorrow to seal the deal
and sent the money bag to Los Angeles.
Why don't you transfer the money?
Because they wanted to charge me a thirty dollar cable fee!
What a rip off!
Children, this is our last attempt to save the country.
I trust you to take care of this. Good afternoon.
Your Majesty, Prince Fahad!
Is this dad? I heard about Los Angeles.
I've been asking for years to send me to Hollywood.
I sent your brothers Ali and Ahmed to California
to invest in new forms of energy.
After all, energy is our business.
I have wasted my talent here.
Your only talent is having sex and watching
Darwin's stupid action film!
Darwin's action film!
Diam!
Father please.
Enough! You are forbidden to leave this palace.
The world is full of Fahad mirrors , and you know what
happens when you look into one.
I know what will happen. I will be ugly
and I will be sent to live with the cows.
To be precise, you have no self-control. You can't be trusted.
This is for your own safety.
We're just trying to protect you, Fahad.
Protect me from what my mother? I'm wasting my time here.
Meeting adjourned!
Khalid! Khalid!
Yes, Your Majesty.
I have an important job for you.
The right hand man is rather important?
I want you to keep Prince Fahad safe.
Of course Your Majesty, it has always been my job.
You understand he is always different.
That's right. The prince marched to the beat of his own drum.
He's so ugly!
Oh yes, it is.
Don't let him ruin the chance to save the country.
I will not disappoint you my king.
Of course not. Otherwise, you will be hanged.
Wait, I do n't think we 're going to do that again!
You're right. We will cut your testicles.
Both of them?
Both of them!
Oh Lord...
Oh! What?
What's that?
Oh you found a new prototype.
Yes, I'm testing this new silicon hydrocarbon
polymer composite.
Wait, so it's the head that gives the head?
That's the idea.
Is this a sex toy?
Mhm.
Dude you can make a full robot of him.
I would really like it. I mean, just imagine. You and I, we will
can get with the most beautiful woman in the world
even if we look like bridge trolls, we're not
by the way.
And sex will be real.
It's sex and the future!
So this is your plan? Your plan to eventually lose your virginity.
Good job mate. I am so proud of you.
But it's complicated. I'm short on funds.
So how was last night with the girl from your acting class?
Am I good or am I good?
Ah man, the file, it was skipped a bit, but otherwise
extraordinary. Barry you're a genius.
Just wait until I find out about this sex bot thing. All I need is
a pathetic rich man who is willing to cough up some
main start ...
Ah!
You poisoned them?
They are sleeping.
You took my Xanax.
Khalid we have to go, hurry.
But I have to talk to your father
and relatives before their flight.
They will not leave. Kita.
No, we can't!
Khalid.
Jet plane ready to take off. I go, you go
with me or you will be hanged.
Follow your partner.
Watch them. Connect.
Feel the flow.
This is the best acting class.
You should be honored that I share my time with you.
Stephanie and Evan focus!
You haven't paid me for this class or the last one.
Yes about that. My father will pay, tomorrow?
your father?
Yes, yes, yes. Soon, soon.
Daddy will pay for it soon!
Back when I did the 11th Night production...
I wish I was a millionaire.
Can you imagine yourself as a millionaire?
You will be arrogant and irresistible.
Yes, I knew I would and I wanted to try it anyway.
Switch partners. Rachel you're with Evan.
Stephanie you are with Aaron.
And everyone stood up. Come on. Let's go. Breathing.
Very important. Breathing.
Fragrant!
Evan?
Evan? What's this?
Did I ask you to do this? What's this?
This is not part of the breathing exercise. Ready?
Ready, yes.
Where did you pick up that bad habit?
One..
Yo, the teacher is a jerk.
Yes he makes you cry man.
I am done. Yo Throw the roof tonight? All celebrities are
will be there. Rachel will come with us.
Sweet.
Oh yes, I've been there.
Did something happen tonight?
Depends, how many followers do you have?
Um .. like 20 ...
20,000 is not enough.
Bro, need 100,000.
Oh.
I had 110. He had 300. He exploded.
Yeah, let's get rid of this loser.
She is sweet.
That's my mother.
At least you know your followers are real.
Ten of them are boats, actually.
I better go, man. See you later...
Who are these people?
Seduce! Come on, come on! Hurry up.
We don't have time. Yes this one.
Good! Good! I'm leaving. Good!
Let's go! We are here! Woohoo! Go fast!
What brought you to LA?
We are here to start my acting career.
No way, that's interesting. In fact...
I did a bit of acting myself.
That is interesting. Do you know Darwin? Action star.
No, no. Can't say that I did.
Haven't had fun yet.
Fahad!
Khalid! We are in America!
Don't call me Fahad. Call me Darwin.
So lord actor driver.
This is Evan.
Yes Evan, you are an actor and Uber driver?
Yes, yes that's right.
Have you experienced anything we may have seen?
Bookworms.
I'm still trying to get things on track.
But I took classes at Tantrum Acting Studios.
That's amazing. Khalid wrote this.
Write it down. We will go to this class.
Fahad.
Darwin. Darwin. Darwin.
Darwin, we must prioritize, first secure
invest before we enroll you in any class.
What investment are you guys talking about?
Technology. So what 's hot here in LA?
Woman. That's the hottest thing.
Oh and vegan cheese.
What? That's disgusting.
That one.
Wow, wow this is just the beginning!
Thank you very much Mr Actor Evan Driver. Here he is.
Thank you. Oh, sorry if I offended you.
Please take this too!
Thank you.
Fahad!
Woo hoo!
Wow!
Darwin !! Woo hoo !!!
Yes. Yes. Freeze!
It's me Darwin!
Okay, okay. Well. Yes.
Oh it tastes so good.
Where it goes? It's gone, they're going to chop off my head!
Fahad!
Fahad! Where are you? Fahad! There are other bags like this,
Did you see it?
What?
There are other bags like this, did you see them?
I only remember bringing one.
Fahad, where is the bag?
Fahad the bag contains a lot of money.
The money your brothers will use to secure the deal
they were in place. The deal that will save us
country and give us time here!
What's going on there? Why do I look up at the sky?
Your Highness, nice to see you again.
You promised me a quick return on my energy investment deal.
Why does the cool new energy call me about money?
Uh, Your Majesty it's still very early in the morning here and the people inside
LA went hiking.
All you have to do is hand them the money and sign the papers!
You hung up on the king?
You hung up on Raja?
You hang up- You hang up on the King!
Khalid relaxed. Everything will be fine. We will do
investment and I will be a movie star. Someone will find
money and bring it back. I'm sure about that.
A suitcase, let's see if any of the underwear gets dirty.
Actor driver!
Here he is?
Yes this is an acting school.
Your headshot needs to say everything about you in one go
at a glance. Needless to say you are young but old at the same time
time. You are elegant, but you are evil.
You are evil, yet educated.
Cunning, but educated.
But mentally ill! Very important!
Wait outside, wait outside!
Excuse me.
My client wants to take your class but he
don't like mirrors.
Listen guys this is the greatest acting class in the world
taught by the world's greatest acting teacher.
You think you can only dance...
Continue!
You wait here.
Headshots. Evan, got your head shot?
Mr. Evan actor driver sir did we happen to leave a bag of money
in your car?
Uh, I guess not, no. Forgive me.
Who is your agent?
Oh, you mean an FBI agent? I don't think so.
How did you find it?
Oh, my dad hired him.
Who is your friend?
Oh, I'll introduce you, come on.
Hey! I'm Steph.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Wow. Wow. Woo.
Hi, my name is Darwin. You can call me
DROONSNYO
Oke, Hai Darwin.
Okay party people back to the headshots!
Come on Fahad we have to go!
Darwin! Call me Darwin!
Darwin we have to go find money!
I'm not going anywhere, you can go.
You pay for it. I will take this class. Just go.
Did you bring a headshot?
What does it mean?
A shot in the head. Self picture
Oh no.
So remember to keep working on your scenes privately
with your partner as a special bonus, I have a casting
director of major department
big studios come to see your final presentation.
And one last thing. My all new organic vegan
Gluten-free diets have become very expensive, very effective
soon the prices for these classes have gone up by 60%.
Beat it! Get out of here.
And Evan might be a good time to call dad.
And Fahad works well! I am so impressed!
Will Khalid return?
I don't think so.
Well.
I've learned a lot today and the scene!
Woohoo! I like it!
Well Tommy is the greatest actor of all time
because he always reminds us.
Woe to us!
Oh, wow, this guy looks like he needs a drink.
Yes
I agree with you.
You guys want to go to my place?
Yes let's go.
Cool. Follow me.
Barry! We have the company!
Come in.
Oh. Hello hello!
Ah, Barry.
How are you?
You look very familiar. Have we met?
Oh no no no.
Not who you think. No, that's not him.
You are the chick of the VR machine!
No, no, that's not him! Barry let it be.
Just be quiet. Rachel, Steph.
Do you guys mind giving me a few minutes you guys can
wait in my room. Thank you!
Evan, I'm 99.9 percent sure.
It's not him. Let it be.
Geez Evan.
Oh Lord. You think he likes himself?
She is very pretty.
What's this?
It's like VR. It's like a video game.
Dude, you told him to move.
Yes, he even spoke.
Are you the head that gives the head?
I certainly. Do you want a blowjob now?
Yes, so I solved all the hassle and built it.
What do you think?
Spectacular.
Do you want a blowjob now?
Yes, I want one. It's been two days without romance. Wow!
I thought he was my soulmate. I'm in love!
Come on. Do not be stupid.
You can't fall in love with a robot.
Oh, Evan I'm so glad you're here.
Oh Lord!
I'm so horny.
What?
Good grief. Good grief. Oh Lord.
How much do you need for a full body prototype?
Oh, I'll take over from here. No, I have this. I see.
Um as spokesperson for , uh, Evan Advanced
Robotics Company. We need a minimum investment of ten
million dollars for one prototype and retainer fees for
further production.
I have an idea. I'll call the king.
Agreed!
Beautiful. Thank you!
What's this?
No, Rachel, let go of that!
Hey turn it off, turn it off! Is it dead?
This is for acting class. I am a method actor.
What?
It's not real. Just go back to my room. Back to my room.
I know it's him!
Can you believe they made me park my boat in
the other side of the harbor? I have to walk 30 meters to my golf cart.
Tell me about it, my son just spent a lot of money on
sex robots. Can you believe that? Sex robots.
Sex robots?
I'm really embarrassed.
I am very interested in artificial intelligence for some people
now. The implications.
They sent me a prototype.
Can you tell your son to send two. Twenty!
Khalid has found a way to save
her ass from losing the bag.
Well, all right. Wow!
Barry! Barry!
What are you doing buddy?
Just this new prototype. Hi everybody.
This place is...
Where stars are born!
Everything is alright!
This is very unprofessional in my opinion.
Don't wear a jacket. We paid a lot of money for it!
Khalid, should we run?
You run. I live.
I'm running.
Welcome to Evanbots! This is a meeting room where every part
is hand assembled.
First here at our nail painting station is my friend Barry.
After assembly, each part is then switched to
Strict testing for movement. This is my friend Dale,
our handshake specialists take care of the handwork.
Thank you sir. Next
we went to our breast augmentation station. We have more than 1500
different types of breasts for you to choose. How are you sir?
You did well mate.
Now I want you to follow me to quality control.
This way.
This is a private testing area.
I have 10 more to test today!
You get the ID. Quality control.
At Evanbots, we love you and our robots too.
Here at Evanbots you can even make love.
At Evanbots satisfaction is guaranteed.
Customers come first.
Women are not robots. They are not sex toys.
They think, feel people.
Don't you see the damage it does to people?
They are just dolls.
With a perfect body, willing to do anything
they were programmed by a man to do it.
I saw what you said.
Do you?
Barry how smart is artificial intelligence
of this female robot.
Clever enough, I programmed them so they study in
high level. The idea is they evolve and sexual experience
new and more satisfying all the time.
Wow, that's amazing! Five high.
Alright see you. Wow.
Sex sound.
Fahad waited like a bastard until everyone left
factory that night.
Well, all right. Seduce! Wow. I love it.
MERAYU! Hoho. Barak, Barak!
It's time to put the final ingredients together .
Woman and man.
Haha no gentlemen. Ladies,
You are going to my house the kingdom of Allur.
You may know our zuku zuku tradition. Zuku
zuku is more than love. Zuku zuku is more than just romance.
Zuku zuku is more than sex.
1,000 orgasms work as one.
Zuku Zuku!
Wow, Zuku Zuku.
Zuku Zuku!
Lets do it!
Wah, wah. Woo Hoo, Hoho!
Good night. I'm Talia Kaplan.
Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman, the
CEO of the company Evan Advanced Robotics , who is now
brought the small kingdom of Allur back from bankruptcy.
Thank you very much for joining us. So why sex robots and why
only the kingdom of Allur?
Okay, First, first thing.
Is my Instagram handle down there?
Yes is that him?
Sorry, what's your question? Well. Sex robots.
Of course. Um, yes sex robots. Cut
is an idea I've been brewing in the back of my head
for, gosh, it's been quite a while and that's a concept I've come back to
to repeat. You know something I really believe in.
You build all your robots here in Los Angeles but you send you
everyone to the kingdom of Allur. Why?
Well you know I thought it would be
great place to start. I saw their country really struggling and
this is an opportunity to get them back on track.
You know at Evanbots we're all about giving back.
Alright, when do you plan to expand and when will you
started selling these robots here in the United States.
Soon, soon.
The contract already exists and
soon we will have worldwide distribution.
Alright, that's all
the time we have for tonight thank you very much Evan Kleinman.
Wait, what's my Instagram handle down there? Yes?
Can you confirm, yes?
Alright, everyone has goodness
night. Thank you very much for joining us.
Wow, I like that.
It was incredible! Did you guys see me! my followers
going through the roof.
Barry we have to start production
these beautiful babies soon.
You really left me. You don't give me credit at all.
Guys, I don't want to complicate matters, okay?
We know the real you. Let people think what it is
want to. We will need these 10,000 by the end of the month.
Can you make it happen?
Wait, wait, 10,000?
Yes.
The plot is enough.
You are not serious about what you say on TV
show right? We are not expanding to America.
If we bring robots here then what makes
The allure is so special, what attracts tourists?
Look, you don't think we can limit this to just one
tiny country isn't it?
If we don't make and sell them here, someone else will.
Believe me, and what is the use of Allur? Well?
Okay, I saved your kingdom man. Are equally.
Thank you.
Just trust me.
I often ask myself: is technology enough?
If not human ...
If it doesn't touch you...
If that doesn't make you feel...
and down, then what is technology?
But one more tool
on the road to the cold harsh gizmo-ocracy.
Leave me like this.
Sexual satisfaction. What's that?
Can you touch it? Can you hold it?
You can do it! Woman and man introduce
Evanbots for the American market!
And so are robots
sweeping horny Americans across the country.
Yo, I heard the robots do that zuku zuku shit man.
This is what we need in America.
A toast to the Evanbots and I finally moved on from Barry's
ugly apartment.
Hey! Why did you say that?
I'm Evan!
Oh.
What's your name?
I do not know.
You don't know your own name?
No, I don't know if I want to tell you my name.
Oh, maybe you did. I'm Evan
from Evanbots and we're kind of a hot company right now.
Well, what do you do, or make, or what?
We make sex robots!
That one.
What did you tell her?
I do not know.
By the way, Steph do you want to line up with me tomorrow?
Sorry, I got a protest for
present outside your factory tomorrow.
Steph, come on.
Okay, Wednesday!
Oh, hey! Got here quicker than I expected.
These friends are my cousin Vanessa. Sit down here.
This is Evan.
Well I have to go. i have some
coding to go through before I call it night.
OK Goodnight. Oh, I have to go to
I'll see you guys. Good night.
What's your name?
Vanessa.
What's that?
Vanessa.
Oh.
Even though he was now rich, Evan was still a bitch.
We are better than this as a society.
When men and women are not this equal
a strange kind of objectivity won't last!
We are not against sex. We are not against sexuality but we insist
on two adults who agreed to
the same agreement. Do not go! Dirt!
Wow, Steph, Steph. Steph.
Again where are all the protesters?
It's not funny.
We provide maximum pleasure to people who have
difficulty finding pleasure.
This is for poor people who suffer from anxiety and
lacks self-confidence and good looks.
What?
It's for men who want to have sex with women!
And by the way there is no one as handsome as me.
This is a blessing from God!
Hi Fahad!
I have to go and good luck with the protesters!
Things are going well for the Evanbots.
They have a Jew and an Asian man
with gray wigs to give them extra funds for
mass production worldwide.
Barry see the ratio here. This is a bar
full of women. How is it possible, you are alone again?
Look, are you planning to be a virgin for the rest of your life?
life?
Lord.
You know you have really good eyes.
Nice eyes? Just that?
Oh, and the bag underneath.
Oh.
Sorry I'm not used to being around someone
very beautiful.
You know. you more
charming than you give to yourself.
Evan, I'm so glad you made it.
Hey!
Isn't this place amazing?
Yes, yes it is amazing.
I'm Rachel, who are you?
Vanessa.
You're a lucky girl. Evan must have
showing his VR toys in his bedroom.
Oh no, no, no, no. That is only...
Yeah, uh anyway, nice to meet you and sorry for
interrupt, but a lot of us are going to go golfing tomorrow with
real Instagram stars and
because you are much more than 500k, do you want to come?
Yes! That would be awesome.
Vanessa will join me.
Ya. Ya.
Hi my brother. I love your robots!
Thank you!
Dude, four hours last night with one.
We aim to please. It's in our mission statement.
Are you following me on Instagram?
Of course I follow you on Instagram.
Wait for updates on future boats.
It will blow your mind.
Dude, I love your selfies!
Thank you.
Evan Kleinman!
Show him the gift.
Um, we made you a special cupcake.
Thank you?
Yes thank you.
You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Until found.
Do you want to get out of here?
Yes.
That special cupcake has LSD,
CBD, Propecia and Viagra in it.
Hi Virgin.
What?
Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
Virgin Virgin Virgin!
I said stop!
Hey Mate, you got a lamp?
Hey sir, I don't bite.
Is your boyfriend okay?
You don't bite?
Looks like you need a bit of BP. barry's penis.
Say hello to little Barry.
Come to Barry.
This is unacceptable.
My client is clearly at fault! I mean innocent!
You should resign immediately otherwise
the whole company will be in jeopardy.
I don't know what's going on, I don't remember any of this.
Everything is on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat.
I mean even Twitter.
Someone came out to pick me up. Evan just told the media
someone came out to pick me up.
Well I'm afraid it won't cut it.
Khalid, tell them this is not me. Tell them!
It looks like you.
Fahad?
Not you, definitely not you.
Evan will vouch for me, won't Evan?
You sexually harassed a paparazzo, bro!
I made this!
Look, we have to play golf.
Get rid of him. Do it quickly. Nothing personal, Barry.
That's not cool!
Do not touch me!
Freeze! Darwin here.
Oh, will you marry me Maria?
My name is not Maria, but yes.
Yes.
And lastly , Steph and Evan.
You have your chance Jonathan.
I've moved.
For the last time Elizabeth, that's all I ask. Do snake
Dance for me and I'll leave you alone forever.
Last time.
Wow, Bravo! Bravo!
Okay, apparently Evan decided to
Kneel on tonight's performance.
But one more question before we conclude
terrible theater night. How many people here are paying attention
that I have lost weight?
How could he do this to me?
Steph, the scene is over.
And remember, you have a chance
to reply to it on national TV tomorrow.
Oh yeah, the debate is tomorrow.
Yes!
Screw it.
What?
I want to get drunk.
Oh. Oh, no no.
You're kind of cute, you know that?
Yes I know it.
You did?
Of course.
Would you like to come back to my place?
Steph, you have amazing talent but
Fahad must be together
the most beautiful girl in the world! Forgive me.
Are you talking about yourself in the third person now?
This is the king. Fahad, we must leave immediately.
Oh, king, okay. Revenge!
Oh, well king. Cheerio, governor, little one! pip.
Welcome to access Taliwood with my co-host Rick Rainbow.
Hi!
Today's show is solely dedicated to talking about Evan Kleinman.
Evan Kleinman is so hot right now.
Yes and friends he exploded on social media.
I just want to devour it . Yum yum yum yum.
This is great news! Did you guys see this? This is amazing.
All right, I have to go.
Wait a moment. I want to talk to you about Steph.
He's the only one on my mind right now, okay?
But you hold it in the display case.
And he will get over it.
Oh really? You can really be a dick sometimes. bastard!
Very rough.
You know what pisses me off the most? Is it in
lately I'm the stupid one because I thought I'd give him
he's a chance to really come back and apologize
and maybe try to talk about it , but no, I
stupid one. He was late for his own stupid event
I agree to come along.
She is coming.
Extraordinary.
Hey!
Hey? Where were you yesterday?
Look, Steph.
You know how important that storefront is to me.
I know and I'm sorry. Well?
See I have a million other things that
more important on my plate now.
Anything else like your new friend?
I was playing golf with a real Instagram star. Me!
Think about that for a second . How amazing is that?
Wow just that...
You bastard!
And I fell asleep. I have a snooze.
Is that your excuse? Fatigue?
Look at the whole world not spinning
You and your stupid little theater scene. Well?
And if you haven't noticed. Wait!
I don't even show it anymore!
We used to be friends, remember?
Yeah, when I'm a nobody.
Oh, you are someone, all right!
I have followers now!
Yes, you have herpes following you from your little boyfriend.
Good evening and thanks for watching talk to Talia.
Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman, CEO of Evan
Advanced Robotics Corporation and we also have Sarah
Stein-Goldberg, president of
advanced experience feminist empowerment mission , aka
Woman. Many thanks to both of you for joining us.
You, a man, have no right to say that your toy robot girl
not sexist.
We provide entertainment.
For men. And what kind of real man would prefer
dolls for women breathe alive ?
Me! That would be awesome.
There is one person. You know you won't believe
how realistic the breathing in our products is.
Ugh, aren't you afraid this plastic computer will
hacked, endangering the lives of millions of people?
No, our servers are triple secure
and besides that there is a kill switch.
A kill switch?
That's right, with one click of a button we can
close them all.
So, if your hotbot isn't sexist, why are you just
producing female robots, huh?
Why not build a male robot for women to enjoy?
You are right, you are right! Thank you thank you thank you!
We will start development soon on
male bots for the market.
Follow me on Instagram at Evan the CEO
for updates on male bots!
Ah, I will definitely try one of these! Well that's it
the time we have for tonight guys. Thank you for watching
and good night.
Thanks Steph!
Why did you say that?
We never discussed making a male robot and
that's what you need to do to-
Shut up! Well you work for me! Look, I'm being challenged
and I accepted the challenge. My followers demand it.
It's too complicated.
The job description says all we have to do
is having sex with a robot.
You know, Barry never really told us what he did.
He didn't really share.
What do I pay you guys for?
Maybe it's in our best interest to bring Barry back.
I agree. One hundred percent.
That Evan Kleinman is super hot now!
Yes, and friends he blew up on social media.
I just want to devour it. yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Halo?
No, I want to go back.
This or this?
Do you think he will come?
I do not know. We will see later.
Thanks for coming , I appreciate it.
No problem.
I bet you're still mad at me, huh?
I see. It's not personal.
That's right, it's not. So let's get back to work buddy!
You have a company to build. Let's go.
Big!
Yes.
I never felt
so it's inconvenient to make a bot beforehand.
Especially the genitals.
Would you like a massage?
This is what we need in America!
That's what I said.
All he does all day is watch over me.
This scares me!
Halo.
I have to go.
What?
Do you need a hug?
I do not.
Would you like to tell an interesting story about
the beautiful moments you have with your female friends. I'm listening.
No, I want you to ignore me.
Go watch football on TV, away from me.
But I was designed to only see you.
I'm giving you a night off! You are free to go.
Go have fun with your friends, get drunk, come home late.
Oh, you want to have sex?
No. Oh Lord. Where's the box?
I sent you back. I need my money back.
80 percent of male bots returned! I need real
man! That's what she said, I need a real man.
Don't they work properly?
I've heard sex is fantastic.
They work well!
Sex is fine! This is not a technical problem.
That's their attitude.
Okay, I understand. I see! The bot man failed.
You know, Steph knew this was going to happen.
He tricked me into this.
Hey! Don't blame this on Steph, okay?
Right, we have to go.
Where are you going?
Great show. Couple this year. Homosapian Magazine!
Humans... sapiano.
You will all watch. I hope.
Ok good luck.
Oh, Barry, what are you doing?
Find out how to access remotely
the neural structure of mammals to be able to send customized
signal to the spine and finally
modify the hypothalamus!
Control their minds.
Control their minds?
Hhm, hmmm.
Wow. Okay, I have to go see Steph.
I will meet you.
Halo!
Hey!
Welcome, come in.
Wow. Cool place.
Why, thank you. Seduce.
Hey, by the way, I really enjoyed your script.
Oh, thank you, I owe it to myself.
By the way, Evan and Vanessa are in
TV, we should probably watch it.
Uh, should we?
Yes it's background noise.
Fine, but once he gets annoying we turn him off right?
Oh, we'll miss it.
Right, um, like that?
This is the TV.
Cool.
Well. I will be back!
Dang, a majestic place.
I wish my parents could give me something
like this. What's this? A photo of your big ass.
Oh.
Hey Steph, here's our scene.
Oh. Ohhhh.
Fahad, is something wrong?
Is this a mirror?
Fahad, are you okay?
Is this a mirror?
Eh, ya?
Is this my face?
You're kidding, right?
Is this me?
Eh, ya?
No! That is not me!
No. Is that a mirror?
Are you okay?
That is not me. No, it can't.
Do you like having a stroke or something?
This is me?
Fahad, what is that?
No! What are you doing?
The mirror was closed for a reason!
What? I do not know!
Fahad, Fahad we have to talk.
There's nothing you can say.
I will never star in any action movie!
Fahad, we need to talk. You always look like this.
No! My mother told me that my father told me that. Everyone
told me not to look in the mirror.
Look at me now. I can't believe this is my face.
Fahad you always look like this.
Mirrors don't make you ugly. It's just a mirror.
No curse.
No curse? This is me? Is this me?
It's always me?
No, no, no!
No, not Fahad. No no No!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you from my heart!
Fahad?
He looked in the mirror it wasn't my fault!
I swear it wasn't my fault!
You lied to me, why?
You are beautiful inside.
Fahad, we are trying to protect you.
Your mother, she wants you to be happy.
By hiding me from my own image? Screw everything. Screw
Fuck the company. Fuck the kingdom.
Don't ever call me again. Do not contact me.
Never. Do not contact me!
Come on Evan, pick it up!
Call Evans here. Are you following me on Instagram?
Otherwise, I won't call you back. Di Evan the CEO.
Despite the company's failure with manbot, Evan Evan's fame
and the relationship with Vanessa rose to a new level of fame.
Good night all! And thanks for watching goodnight with
Talia. We have a wonderful guest for you tonight, Evanessa!
A couple of years,
welcome, welcome. Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you again. Thanks for being here and guys
we broke every record ranking for Tuesday night in
July. Congratulations on being chosen this year.
Thank you.
Please, sit.
So tell me Evan how did you guys first meet?
Well we actually met through his cousin, Barry.
Probably the weirdest and cutest little guy I've ever had
known and he 's Vanessa's cousin and we're in
Throw in the rooftop lounge one night and he's there to meet up
he and we have been together ever since.
Oh, how romantic.
Well your robots they are so real why date
real lady, don't be offended.
Yes, our robot is perfect,
I mean perfection personified but, uh-
lack of Vanessa that made me fall in love.
Ohhhh ....
Well, how does it feel to be so famous, so
beautiful, very successful, toast city. Couple this year.
The taste of Tamara is sensational. Only-
Talia.
Whatever, Tamara. It's sensational and that
feels very, very good.
Yeah and there's a lot of people I want to thank, uh,
starting with, uh,
whatever, it doesn't matter I don't remember their names
Moreover. But there is one thing I would like to add.
Vanessa, you will be the perfect addition-
for my portfolio.
Geez, looks like we have a proposal.
What did you say?
Will you marry me?
Good.
Oh, you speak Spanish.
Suburashi. Zeh Tov Maod!
Marhabban Marhabban Marhabban.
Yes continue on route. Burgers in and out.
Shall we go to the sahara tent?
Vanessa, the whole world is watching.
What are you doing now?
Pie equals 3.14159265359.
Baby baby baby ...
Vanessa. Vanessa.
Oh God! Latest news Vanessa is a robot!
No! No!
Evan, you cheated. You are a fraud.
No, no, no, no. Let go of that!
You saw it here first guys.
No! Vanessa, hey!
Can you believe it?
He's a robot and he doesn't even know it.
How stupid!
Ooh. Ooh.
Señorita? Hello? Help! Help!
Hello, anyone? Help?
All over the world the robots shut down
dead, but who did it?
Even some of the remaining male bots
also turned off.
Aren't you sick of sitting with someone so ugly?
You're not bad.
Thanks, but you are wrong about that.
Appearance is not everything. Have you never heard?
don't judge a book by its cover.
The author says this, the publisher knows it's not true.
Well, your script has nothing to do with appearances and
This is very nice. Beautiful actually.
What's this? Why don't you say I'm ugly?
Why? Why! What's this?
You don't ask.
I'm attracted to you because of your attitude.
Confidence is hot.
Really? I like that.
I like this.
What's this? What's this?
Hi good morning.
Morning.
Son, did you sleep well?
Will you still fit in your bed?
Yes.
Look, you know we're so proud of you.
Do not.
What are you talking about? You make so much money and you leave
after what you want.
Yes, I left all my friends
fell in love with a robot and now I have nothing.
I know that this is what you don't want right now,
back home with your parents. What you have is what you want,
were you ever really happy?
Yes, I think I, you know.
But looking back, Vanessa, just
do whatever i want and agree with everything i say.
And you know he never farts.
Farting is not good for relationships.
Listen to me,
I know that you and I have never met and I know I have
very hard on you, but this
is the best advice I can give at this point.
Listen to me,
fame and success can give you a false sense of self-confidence.
Here you have fame. Here you have success.
You have a chance here!
Which one?
Out of everything bad, something good comes out.
Use your fame for good things.
Heal your inner wounds.
Fix your mistakes.
And make it up to your friends by doing something nice.
Isn't it all about bots , helping lonely men?
I mean, yes I guess. On the one hand, of course.
God, I hate my life.
Ah! I can't feel zuku zuku with you.
Excuse me, what?
I want to be alone, can you just go?
With pleasure.
I know you're a hot girl...
Sorry.
Hey! Fahad around?
Oh, that looks good.
I know. Just don't touch.
I'm so beautiful, wooo!
Very beautiful!
Someone feels better.
Oh guys, I have news from Allur.
With the loss of robots, tourism returns a bit, but-
it's still a bad situation.
My film can save Allur, but we have no money.
No money. No honey.
No.
No? We didn't lose all that money?
Do you think I'm some kind of doll? I cashed us
investment after our assassination at American Launch.
Wow! Wow! Wow! So amazing!
Your man is very beautiful.
So do you.
So Khalid if you guys sell your stake in Evanbots like forever
Then, what are you guys still doing there?
I like having friends.
Plus it's a way to keep Fahad away from the mirror.
Yes. I know who will be the star of my film.
Well. You will talk to my agent about it.
I thought you were my agent too.
I'm nobody's agent.
Goodbye Fahad!
Who's this?
He's a nobody.
Where are you going?
Hey, come on Steph!
What do I do, what with all the girls. Good grief...
Oh, he brought this for me?
Uh, enjoy.
Wah, Steph!
You know just last week I had a heart for
heart with construction work smoking marijuana I'm dad
another day and it made me realize
that what I thought I wanted was not true.
I only seek fame for all that went wrong
reason and I realized that I, I, myself.
It's enough and I don't
need Instagram followers to feel
complete and um, you know I realized right away
that farting in relationships is important,
not fame, not followers.
And I really owe my dad for that one. Even if he's a stoner.
Thank you very much, I will answer any questions you may have.
Yes, you are in front.
Um, how does it feel when you realize you hit your rock bottom.
my lowest?
I'm horny!
Um that's not really a question, but okay. You are there!
I'm horny too!
Honey what are you doing? We just got back from Cabo.
Also not a question. This is not a question!
Fahad! Get out of here!
Fahad! Warehouse!
I'm horny! I'm horny. I'm horny.
Hey Steph.
I love that cake.
You might think I'm a sexist asshole.
Steph when I found out I was ugly,
I'm not sure if I can pull again.
So you have to wet your penis to test it.
Yes.
How did it work for you?
Terrifying.
Well.
Steph,
I feel different when I'm near you.
You did?
Yes, I do. Because you accept me as I am and
allow me to accept myself. You make me feel like I'm enough.
Those eyebrows are enough.
I'm so horny. I'm so horny.
No no no no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm so horny. So horny.
No no no no! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So horny. So horny!
That's not the right place.
Oh, ya, ho.
What are you doing now? That's not the right place.
Oh!
He has an overactive hypothalamus there.
barry,
Barry, to the warehouse. barry-
Barry!
Help Fahad!
You go save yourself, it's too late for me!
State and local officials warn
everyone to stay inside lock your door and shut you off
window. Or not.
Ooh, it's getting hot in here. Ooh.
You know what?
That's all the time we have for-
Gotta go!
Barry! Barry! Barry! Button. Barry!
You! What are you doing here?
Darwin.
Don't call me Darwin. I'm not Darwin anymore.
Good! Douchebag!
I know that you are causing all this trouble.
Me? Yes, you!
You're the one who ruined this company,
ruined my life by pressing the kill switch and now
You want to torture me further?
I didn't do that.
That is you.
No! Darwin, it's you.
You and your disgusting mole and your stupid single eyebrow.
Hi, friends.
Long time, no see friends!
Welcome back to Evanbots.
Or should I say Barry Bots.
Company, Company I created!
Ah nothing you want to say?
Oh, oh.
You didn't tell me Vanessa was a robot.
Wah!
I created Vanessa to increase your self-esteem.
Hey! You're welcome.
You also said no one can fall in love with a robot.
You did it, didn't you.
Stupid!
Oh go to hell.
I thought we were friends.
And then you kicked me out of my own company!
And because you two destroyed me
I'm the one who closed it all.
What? You didn't do it?
I was just telling you , I didn't do this.
Shhh.
I want you two to watch me lose
first hand virginity.
Drumroll please.
Oh!
Wooo!!
I made a biological weapon
affecting neurons in women and
allows me to control them.
Barry! Barry Barry Barry Barry!
Good grief.
Yes! Every woman in the world today wants to have sex
with me. Real women, not rubber.
No, no, no, No! Oh stupid.
Enjoy the show guys.
Barry! Barry! barry. barry.
Darwin.
I'm not Darwin.
You are Darwin. You have always been Darwin.
Darwin, think!
Hi. I'm Steph.
Steph, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm attracted to you because of your attitude.
I feel different when I'm near you.
Wow. Bravo, bravo.
STEP; You're kind of funny you know that.
It's me, Darwin to the rescue.
Now bite the string.
Why did I take a bite?
Because you have good American teeth.
Do!
Alright alright!
Oh no! No!
Barry! Barry! Barry!
Wooohooo!
Yes, let me go. Darwin released me. Go!
Darwin Save us!
What if? What if?
What happened? What is going on? What?
Where are you going?
Where are we?
Who are you?
Uh, scary. Let's get out of here.
Return!
Barry! Of course it's you. you and your virginity.
Evan.
I know it's you.
I didn't mean to do it.
Steph?
Where is Fahad?
Here.
Fahad!
Fahad! Fahad!
Oh Lord. I'm so glad you're okay.
Yes, I am doing okay. I am very happy to see you.
I'm very glad too.
Do not move. It is over.
Hey you guys! Oh my god I'm so happy
see you later. See I 'm such a jerk and
Sorry I can see it now. Okay, fame, it's just,
it went to my head.
Well? I don't know how else to say this, but you guys are mine
Friend. Will you forgive me?
Oh Fahad. I love you buddy.
You're beautiful. Thank you very much.
Don't be a dick sometimes.
I love you.
It's good to have you back.
Darwin you saved us.
I'm not Darwin. I am Fahad.
I love you guys.
We love you too.
I do not understand. Aren't they like royalty?
Why did they get married in his backyard?
It's a jewish wedding. The bride and groom pay for everything.
We gathered here today to watch generic
a non-denominational union of two beautiful people, Fahad and
Steph, whom I had the pleasure of meeting last week.
Oh dad!
Fahad!
What are you doing here?
You saved the kingdom! Everyone wants to come
to Allur to see famous Hollywood action movie stars
Fahad bin Alawi!
The country is in turmoil.
Tourism is back and stronger than ever.
Seduce! It was incredible!
Fahad, you are amazing.
Thank you. Thank you.
Kiss the bride.
You can now kiss the bride.
And Fahad did it. He became a famous famous action film
star and he saved his country at the same time.
Life is good for that ugly person.
Halo.
Hi, Congratulations.
Thank you.
Where are you two going on your honeymoon?
Oh, we 're going to North Dakota.
Oh yes, the obvious choice of course.
For the opening of the Sex Action film.
Oh, we won't be there for long because
we will open a film studio in Allur.
You said there would be a sequel to the remake of
television show adaptation ?
Right.
Well who will be in it except you, of course.
Oh, you should ask my agent.
No, no, no. My clients deserve 10 times more than that
are you crazy amount?
I'll tell you one thing. There will be a big one
part for my friend Evan!
Fahad, no no no. I'm done with the male highlights.
It is over.
Is that Darwin? Hi!
Hi, ladies. How are you?
God, sorry. Can we take a picture with you? Please...
Yes of course.
Oh Lord. I can't believe this is happening.
Thank you very much!
Darwin! Wow, Wow, Wow!!
Darwin here. I do not believe it!
Fahad, I'm so proud of you, you showed the world that you can
not hot and still an action movie star.
Yes.
That's great, Darwin!
Hey.
Hi.
How are you?
Well.
Pretty good wedding, huh?
Mm, ya.
One-
Before we tease any further,
You, you're not a robot by chance are you?
No.
No?
No.
Do you want to dance?
Yes.
Thank you. Meet me on the dance floor. Come on.